Hey, if you ever need a Kato, you know where to find me.

lately i've been having some weird dreams. but that's nothing new.  i try to write them down in my phone right when i wake up. i always read them later on in the day and they're pretty crazy. here's an excerpt from one i had about a week ago.

" he said i love you. he looked freaked out that he had said it so i told him it was okay. we made plans to see each other again. then zombies came after me. i could fly away from them and i solved some code and saved everyone. everyone except for kim and kourtney kardashian."

what. the. fuck.

i'm pretty sure the "he" i was referring to was none other than robert pattinson ( i am in no way immune to his beautifulness and greasy hair, i don't care if he smells i just wanna be on him). i remember feeling so proud of myself for solving the code and saving everyone. like i was so pumped for the day. who wouldn't be? i saved a shitload of people! except for 2 but who's counting, right? either way,  i love dreaming.

i was listening to a song today (like always) and it now has wormed itself into my brain and refuses to leave.

"Girl, you looks good, won't you back that ass up 
You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that ass up 
Call me big daddy when you back that ass up 
Hoe, who is you playing with, back that ass up"

thank you, juvenile. i can't get it out of my head. seriously. subsequently, i find myself backing it up more than usual.

i've been going out with friends a lot more. it's fun. i just wish that everyone i know and love could hang out together. it probably will never happen cause everyone is scattered all over & most don't even really know each other but it would be awesome. if i could, i'd build my own little town and move everyone i love there so we'd always be together. i just disgusted myself a little bit with my utopian dream. next, i'll start vomiting rainbows. 

i am in possession of a perfectly legal copy of g.i joe. i'm so excited, i should have a penis. 

i ate the candy apple, it sucked. so much so, that i'm thinking of deleting the post i wrote about it.

this picture made my day. i can only hope it makes yours :/